The Ordertaker

Parokya Ni Edgar

(Don’t make me argue with you
You won’t like it when I harm you)

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (Wala po!)
Meron ba kayong adobo? (Wala rin po!)
Meron ba kayong bulalo? (Ubos na po!)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (Wala!)
Wala?

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o,
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
S***! Meron na ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, O waiter
Sana naman may siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

[Repeat stanzas 1, 2, & 3]

Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang
Chicken mami, longsi, toci, at tapsi
Pancit, lugaw, at lomi
Tokwa’t baboy, pares beef
Fried siomai, gutom na talaga ako
(Fried siomai) Gutom na talaga ako

[Repeat 3]

T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lamang merienda!
T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lang magtitinda!

84 Responses to “The Ordertaker”

  1. Edmond says:

    Meron nang ma-oorder kahit ano nilagang dinasaur

  2. apple says:

    yeah!!! ang ganda ng mga kanta ng parokya!! lalo na ung gitara!!!

  3. badong says:

    atig, a combination of toxicity and chapsuey but the drums is not that quit perfect compared to the original songs from toxicity, still we credit the performance of a certain pinoy rock… parokya are one of those imitating sounds and translate words and lyrics of the original song into a catchy and fun lyrics that youth now a days appreciate and i love that things which makes the song of philippine music makes a well known position in the music industry in international setting.. galing guys.. your the best.. pinoy band rules….

  4. kije says:

    grabe tlaga kayo!!!!!!!!!!! astig!!!!!!!!! PNE 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. BLAKE says:

    ASTIG………. PAROKYA…….

  6. John says:

    ang ganda ng song

    galing niyo chito at buwi

  7. Mayden says:

    Grabe ang astig! lalo na ung pag kumpas ng drums. d best!

  8. angela dv says:

    asteeeg

  9. kumag says:

    galing talaga!! d best!!……..

  10. DeViaNZe12 says:

    uN oHH…
    Hahai…
    GaLiNG…

  11. darwinpipol says:

    go PNE!!gnda ng songs!gling p ng mga nsa bnda!go chito!!!asteeg!!

  12. ang panget naman nung kanta puro na lang mura!! huwag na nga kayong kumanta ubod naman ng panget yang kanta niyo. sus!! parokya ni edgar, laos nayan!!

  13. pareh!_15 says:

    azzztig! wen i first heard their song (THE ORDERTAKER) gusto q ng ulit-ulitin.. ka2adik tlga… sna mkanood aq ng video nla.. t**i** ng parokya, ur d’best!!!

  14. ralphrobbin02 says:

    wow grabe highest level nayang kasikatan nyo mga parokya ang gagaling nyong lahat sana gumawa pa kayo ng marami pang kanta. love you all and more powers.

  15. ellie says:

    ….aztig tLaga mGa knta nYo,,
    kaya lng kainz kau kagaB sa cOnzert,,sa my hOly cHild,,umaLz kaGad kaU..nDi 2loy kmi nKa pg pa_pcture,,
    pRo bzta d bEzt pa rn kau,,parokya ni edgar

  16. ellie says:

    …gO cHito n’d buwi,,d best tlaga kau

  17. weew galing ng mga idol ko!
    chito i love you punta inan parokya ni edgar! ang lupit sa malupit sa lahat!

  18. assssssssssssssssssssstgggg!!

  19. wincy says:

    (Don?t make me argue with you
    You won?t like it when I harm you)

    Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng porkchop
    At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
    Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

    Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (Wala po!)
    Meron ba kayong adobo? (Wala rin po!)
    Meron ba kayong bulalo? (Ubos na po!)
    Meron bang kahit na ano? (Wala!)
    Wala?

    Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o,
    Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
    S***! Meron na ngang menu
    Wala namang ma-order, O waiter
    Sana naman may siopao man lamang o burger
    Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

    [Repeat stanzas 1, 2, & 3]

    Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
    Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
    Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
    Waiter na gwapito meron bang
    Chicken mami, longsi, toci, at tapsi
    Pancit, lugaw, at lomi
    Tokwa?t baboy, pares beef
    Fried siomai, gutom na talaga ako
    (Fried siomai) Gutom na talaga ako

    [Repeat 3]

    T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lamang merienda!
    T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lang magtitinda!

  20. wincy says:

    My faforit song daw

    (Don?t make me argue with you
    You won?t like it when I harm you)

    Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng porkchop
    At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
    Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

    Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (Wala po!)
    Meron ba kayong adobo? (Wala rin po!)
    Meron ba kayong bulalo? (Ubos na po!)
    Meron bang kahit na ano? (Wala!)
    Wala?

    Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o,
    Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
    S***! Meron na ngang menu
    Wala namang ma-order, O waiter
    Sana naman may siopao man lamang o burger
    Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

    [Repeat stanzas 1, 2, & 3]

    Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
    Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
    Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
    Waiter na gwapito meron bang
    Chicken mami, longsi, toci, at tapsi
    Pancit, lugaw, at lomi
    Tokwa?t baboy, pares beef
    Fried siomai, gutom na talaga ako
    (Fried siomai) Gutom na talaga ako

    [Repeat 3]

    T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lamang merienda!
    T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lang magtitinda!

  21. nadz says:

    im Ur the 1 of my idol band group!!!Asitg wl ng iba pa!!!!

  22. thanks for providing accurate lyrics for us,,, parokya ni edgar addicts,,,!!

    More Power..,,!!

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